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Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman… — Anne Lamott
There are so many reality shows on now where they want you to be crazy, the girls are just going bananas; you know how they… — NeNe Leakes
Obama might think of himself as one, but he is not a dictator. We are not a banana republic yet. This is not an authoritarian… — Rush Limbaugh
Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all'a sudden like I have like a jumping banana in… — Ryan Lochte
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic...… — Christopher Meloni
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy… — Claude Pepper
I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine. — Mike Piazza
As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second… — George A. Romero
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral… — Harry Shearer
I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.'… — Elaine Stritch
A Tom Ford three-piece makes you feel so confident, it's bananas. — Dwyane Wade
You don't want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in. — Bradley Whitford
Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries. — Terry Pratchett
look, you know i don't wanna come on ungrateful, but that warren report, you know as well as me, just didn't make it. You know,… — Bob Dylan
What is magic? There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least… — Terry Pratchett
He gazes through sunlight's buttresses, back down the refectory at the others, wallowing in their plenitude of bananas, thick palatals of their hunger lost somewhere… — Thomas Pynchon
What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast. — Edith Wharton
He could not understand why he had needed so many words to explain what he felt in war because one was enough: fear. ~Jose Aracadio… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob! — Diablo Cody
Sometimes it works out well, and certain household responsibilities fall naturally to those who like doing them. For example, my wife likes to pack suitcases,… — Paul Reiser
How to defend yourself against a banana — John Cleese
Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped. — Terry Pratchett
Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department. — Truman Capote
Saeed quickly found employment at a Banana Republic, where he would sell to urban sophisticates the black turtleneck of the season, in a shop whose… — Kiran Desai
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. — David Sedaris

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