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196 Bananas quotes by 173 unique authors

Hopefully, if not it's not working right. I'm like a navigator and I try to encourage our collaboration and find the best way that will… — Jim Jarmusch
I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to… — Joe Murray
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
I deal with the birds, can't fuck with the snakes, they rats in fact, my niggas are apes, and the clips are bananas, but its… — Camron
Someone stole my shoes, but there is a couple of bananas and a bottle of booze. — Counting Crows
Jeez, Bananas, shut your freaking gob, okay? - Juno — Juno (The Movie)
I hate when I'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me — Unknown Author
I'm just countin all this money, and buying all these hammers. So when these niggas play I let my shooters go bananas. — Meek Mill
I'm just counting all this money, and buying all these hammers. So when these niggas play, I let my shooters go bananas. — Meek Mill
My sex is bananas between me and you. — Ray J
Watching Beauty and the Beast eating sliced apples and bananas in bed with my coloring books and crayons by my side. I'm 5. — Sarah Hyland
It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as… — Ewan McGregor
I just had to say 'This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S...' To make sure I spelled bananas correctly. Forgive me, I was homeschooled. — Frankie Muniz
We had never lived together before we got married. I was sort of desperately clinging to my independence, just for a little longer. I'm kind… — Katherine Heigl
Will bananas make me fat? The short answer: No, bananas will not make you fat. — Mazher (@mazher50)
I'm buying a Cinnabonat the airportI arrived at. You understand why that's extra disgusting, right? Because when you're at the airport you're leaving from, you… — Louis C. K.
Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if your banana remains… — Seth Meyers
If I had 10 ice-cubes and 11 bananas, how many waffles could get stuck on the roof? Purple, because aliens dont wear hats. — Bubbly
???? sent 2d ago from vamp_mr.nipples megan DID YOU KNOW: -Kissing is healthy. -Bananas are good for cramps. -Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.… — Megan Sartin
Politicians are like bananas when they first come in they're green, then they turn yellow, and finally they're rotten! — Nikhil Saluja
Don't be upset if they preferred someone else. It's difficult to convince a monkey that strawberries are sweeter than bananas. — Abhishek Tiwari

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