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164 Banana quotes by 146 unique authors

Dramatic and emotional trading experiences tend to be negative. Pride is a great banana peel, as are hope, fear, and greed. My biggest slip-ups occurred… — Ed Seykota
The problem with object-oriented languages is they've got all this implicit environment that they carry around with them. You wanted a banana but what you… — Joe Armstrong
On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means… — Mitch Hedberg
A muddy little stream, a village grown unfamiliar with time and trees. I turn around and retrace my way up Main Street and park and… — Wallace Stegner
At some time in the history of the universe, there were no human minds, and at some time later, there were. Within the blink of… — David Berlinski
I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel. — Diane Lane
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average… — Chris Farley
You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone. — John Diefenbaker
Generally it's not a good idea to wear Banana Republic - type khaki journalist clothes in a war zone. You might look too much like… — P.J. O'Rourke
What kind of expression is this - "punishing Israel"? Are we a vassal state of yours? Are we a banana republic? Are we youths of… — Menachem Begin
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana. — Ryan Stiles
Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest… — Elbert Hubbard
With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana Split. — Howard Thompson
Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five. — Sissy Spacek
If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him. — Mario
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the… — Dav Pilkey
Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it, and he will… — Jon Corzine
I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits. — Chris Isaak
I've realized that the world is, in essence, full of banana peels - loaded with things that may unwittingly trip an internal wire in my… — Amanda Lindhout
If I'm playing in the morning, I'll get some carbs early: porridge with chopped banana. If I'm playing in the afternoon, I'll start with less… — Rory McIlroy
I think you can have a whole terrific, smart career as a second and third banana and work more and have much less risk than… — James Brolin
This is America, not a banana republic. — Vincent Bugliosi
Of course, I'm not often the top dog, but sometimes it's better not to be top dog, because you last longer. If a movie or… — Charles Durning
Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun. — Paul McCartney
I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel. — Elvis Presley

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