Best Banana Lines
164 Banana quotes by 146 unique authors
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Letest For Cid Fans, A For Apple B For Banana Wah Wah! A For Apple B For Banana Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye Daya Goli Mat…
— Babloo
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Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours
— MrAwesome
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I Salute to the Real and give the Fake a banana Peel,Because they always Slipping,falling and cant get up
— Frenchqueen
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Don't be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because You can't convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana.
— Nishan Panwar
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Come on... I'm just a fruit.. what else do you think of me?? - BANANA (o.O)
— Unknown Author
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Nikkas? Let's get real out here... All you want from her is sex right? Now why don't you just ask then go all round By…
— Evan Ceaser
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Don't be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because you can't convince a m0nkey that honey is m0re sweeter than a banana..
— Green Monk
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to…
— Joe Murray
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Prices kinda high, So you get past it you get muscled up, City kinda dry so this the time for you to hustle up, Baking…
— Yo Gotti
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Fine, take your banana!
— Joe Jonas
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Monkey nigga better not slip, feed yo ass banana clips, yea I'll bust yo head gasket and leave you with an arm drip.
— Yung Joc
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You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
— Pauly D
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Well, Woppi King and Two Gun Rhygin did have a big fight. Still Doctor Sploom get involve, and draw him knife. So Professor Brown decide…
— Laurel Aitken
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Simba: Hey, look. Banana Beak's scared! Zazu: That's MISTER Banana Beak, to you, fuzzy!
— The Lion King
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Come here, its a secret... Asantey sana squash banana wey weyuu a mimi a pana! -Rafiki
— The Lion King
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Banana donk chevy interior like the Lakers. Lebron james wrist when I'm fuckin with caper.
— OJ Da Juiceman
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If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.
— Unknown Author
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Whose banana is this? - Gibby
— Icarly
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Come here,it's a secret...asantey sana squash banana wey weyuu a mimi a pana!
— The Lion King
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Got the forty by my dick I keep on pissin' on the hammer. When they talkin' slick I double back with that banana.
— Rick Ross
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Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.
— Alec Straub
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Bought a choppa for my problems, that banana type. Seen a mil and now it's hard for me to sleep at night.
— Ace Hood
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Im bout to go banana puddin. You a dyke cause your man a pussy. Hit you from the blindside, no Sandra Bullock.
— Lil Wayne
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana…
— Bill Brasky
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We all have pressures, but you know how I deal with it? The natural way, with a rigorous diet and exercice rutine. Im up at…
— Rachel Berry
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146 authors contributed a total of 164 Banana Quotes, led by these top contributors: