Best Banana Lines

164 Banana quotes by 146 unique authors

Letest For Cid Fans, A For Apple B For Banana Wah Wah! A For Apple B For Banana Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye Daya Goli Mat… — Babloo
Monkey will be monkeys little monkeys but if you take their banana they going take yours — MrAwesome
I Salute to the Real and give the Fake a banana Peel,Because they always Slipping,falling and cant get up — Frenchqueen
Don't be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because You can't convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana. — Nishan Panwar
Come on... I'm just a fruit.. what else do you think of me?? - BANANA (o.O) — Unknown Author
Nikkas? Let's get real out here... All you want from her is sex right? Now why don't you just ask then go all round By… — Evan Ceaser
Don't be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because you can't convince a m0nkey that honey is m0re sweeter than a banana.. — Green Monk
I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to… — Joe Murray
Prices kinda high, So you get past it you get muscled up, City kinda dry so this the time for you to hustle up, Baking… — Yo Gotti
Fine, take your banana! — Joe Jonas
Monkey nigga better not slip, feed yo ass banana clips, yea I'll bust yo head gasket and leave you with an arm drip. — Yung Joc
You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. — Pauly D
Well, Woppi King and Two Gun Rhygin did have a big fight. Still Doctor Sploom get involve, and draw him knife. So Professor Brown decide… — Laurel Aitken
Simba: Hey, look. Banana Beak's scared! Zazu: That's MISTER Banana Beak, to you, fuzzy! — The Lion King
Come here, its a secret... Asantey sana squash banana wey weyuu a mimi a pana! -Rafiki — The Lion King
Banana donk chevy interior like the Lakers. Lebron james wrist when I'm fuckin with caper. — OJ Da Juiceman
If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it. — Unknown Author
Whose banana is this? - Gibby — Icarly
Come here,it's a secret...asantey sana squash banana wey weyuu a mimi a pana! — The Lion King
Got the forty by my dick I keep on pissin' on the hammer. When they talkin' slick I double back with that banana. — Rick Ross
Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana. — Alec Straub
Bought a choppa for my problems, that banana type. Seen a mil and now it's hard for me to sleep at night. — Ace Hood
Im bout to go banana puddin. You a dyke cause your man a pussy. Hit you from the blindside, no Sandra Bullock. — Lil Wayne
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana… — Bill Brasky
We all have pressures, but you know how I deal with it? The natural way, with a rigorous diet and exercice rutine. Im up at… — Rachel Berry

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