"Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies…" — Alec Straub
"Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana."
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21 Quotes by Alec Straub
Alec Straub has 21 quotes on this site.
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The dyslexic atheist says There is no dog!
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You know you're addicted to Call of Duty when you go to work, take your boss's suitcase, make beeping sounds,…
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
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Stand up for yourself like a dog: first give a warning, and lash out only if you need to or…
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Wow! These [soccer] balls are sticky! [That's what she said.]
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Band director: Tromboners, remember to be in the right position. Trumpeters, finger fast and blow hard.
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Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!
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Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay.
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If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's…
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Don't focus on distractions-SQUIRREL!!!
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If I say 'jump,' then you say 'how high.' If I say 'you suck,' then you say 'you swallow.' Don't…
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If you mess up, you learned something: don't do it again.
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More Arrow Quotes
This quote is filed under Arrow Quotes,
one of 242 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Every aspect of human technology has a dark side, including the bow and arrow.
— Margaret Atwood
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I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18…
— Orlando Bloom
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Oh yeah, I mean, it wasn't a very good guitar, most good guitars have got thrust rods in the necks…
— Eric Clapton
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When we shoot an arrow, we look to the fall of it; when we send a ship to sea, we…
— Richard Sibbes
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While my friend was my friend, he flattered me, and I never heard the truth from him. When he became…
— Henry David Thoreau
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I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill…
— Rowan Atkinson
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Fate's arrow, when expected, travels slow.
— Dante Alighieri
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Know that a word suddenly shot from the tongue is like an arrow shot from the bow. Son, that arrow…
— Rumi
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Famous archer, Howard Hill won all of the 267 archery contests he entered. He could hit a bullseye at 50…
— Zig Ziglar
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Sometimes you have tons of money, and still you are miserable, you are not satisfied. The bow of gratitude and…
— Harbhajan Singh Yogi
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As the arrow that leaves the bow cannot be recaptured, what we say, senselessly, about others causes us great harm.
— Sylvia Fraser
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Read the flight of your arrow if you want to know your future.
— Alessandro Baricco
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