"Stand up for yourself like a dog: first……" — Alec Straub
"Stand up for yourself like a dog: first give a warning, and lash out only if you need to or if you feel threatened."
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21 Quotes by Alec Straub
Alec Straub has 21 quotes on this site.
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The dyslexic atheist says There is no dog!
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You know you're addicted to Call of Duty when you go to work, take your boss's suitcase, make beeping sounds,…
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
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Wow! These [soccer] balls are sticky! [That's what she said.]
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Band director: Tromboners, remember to be in the right position. Trumpeters, finger fast and blow hard.
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Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas!
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Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay.
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If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's…
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Don't focus on distractions-SQUIRREL!!!
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If I say 'jump,' then you say 'how high.' If I say 'you suck,' then you say 'you swallow.' Don't…
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If you mess up, you learned something: don't do it again.
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Guys, if you keep a you-know-what in your wallet, it's only good for a month or two. So, out with…
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More Dog Quotes
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one of 3,732 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat…
— Sri Aurobindo
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Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you…
— Francis Bacon
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Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call…
— Antonio Banderas
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If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats…
— Antonio Banderas
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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
— Edward Abbey
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We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children…
— Brigitte Bardot
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I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.
— Bob Barker
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise…
— Dave Barry
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There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being…
— Drew Barrymore
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Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors?
— Saint Basil
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Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.
— Francis Beaumont
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