Best Banana Sayings

164 Banana quotes by 146 unique authors

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana. — Harvey Korman
I used to work for a management consulting company, so I dressed differently - business casual, probably a lot of things from Banana Republic. My… — John Legend
My own diagnosis of my problem is a simpler one. It's that I share 50 per cent of my genome with a banana and 98… — Sebastian Faulks
My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave. — Mark Ruffalo
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. — Robert Fulghum
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. — Bill Gates
I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars - maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it. — Stone Gossard
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. — Daphne Guinness
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on… — Roald Dahl
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' — Mitch Hedberg
My biggest thing is banana pudding, but it's the devil! So no one is allowed to bring it into my house. Because I can't control… — Jennifer Hudson
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. — Shahrukh Khan
Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman… — Anne Lamott
Obama might think of himself as one, but he is not a dictator. We are not a banana republic yet. This is not an authoritarian… — Rush Limbaugh
Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all'a sudden like I have like a jumping banana in… — Ryan Lochte
I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic...… — Christopher Meloni
I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine. — Mike Piazza
As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second… — George A. Romero
I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.'… — Elaine Stritch
You don't want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in. — Bradley Whitford
Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries. — Terry Pratchett
look, you know i don't wanna come on ungrateful, but that warren report, you know as well as me, just didn't make it. You know,… — Bob Dylan
He could not understand why he had needed so many words to explain what he felt in war because one was enough: fear. ~Jose Aracadio… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob! — Diablo Cody
How to defend yourself against a banana — John Cleese

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