Best Banana Thoughts
- I've always loved those Yazoo banana milkshakes. Alcoholic drink depends on what mood you're in, doesn't it? Absinthe does make the heart grow fonder. — Jamie Bell
- Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if your banana remains… — Seth Meyers
- Never be sad if someone prefers another over you....... its always difficult to convince a monkey that strawberry is sweeter than banana. — Klint D Drunk
- Niggas in afghanistan they got them banana clips — Shyterrean Fuller
- She ~ You're batshit crazy. Me ~ You knew this before you let me feed your monkey a banana. That was pretty irresponsible of you. — Rudy
- Never make eye contact while eating a banana. — Alla
- I Love Banana, I Love Chicken, I Love Ice creams, I Love Chocolates, I Love You!!! — Jayanthi AJ
- There's always money in the banana stand. — Nikhil Saluja
- You're Banana Republic fit, go suck a dick. And your bitch looking like Cousin Itt, the ugliest. — Mac Miller
- It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job. — Nikhil Saluja
- Apple: I look like a football. Lemon: I look like a rugby ball. Banana: Can we change the subject please? — Nikhil Saluja
- Raaste Mein Pattharo Ki Kami Nahi Hai Mann Mein Toote Sapno Ki Kami Nahi Hai Chaahat Hai Unko Apna Banana Ki Magar Unke Paas Apno… — Nisha Kapoor
- Just made eye contact with someone while he was eating a banana. It was all fine until he smiled... Don't tell him I'm here! — Nikhil Saluja
- Flirting with a ex is like teasing a monkey with a banana ;) — Punkinhead Abhishek
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