Annoying Quotes

662 quotes by 536 authors

If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided in advance that… — Billie Joe Armstrong
People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me. — John Bonham
It's annoying, but justice and equality are mates. Aren't they? Justice always wants to hang out with equality. And equality is a real pain. — Bono
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. On the cranky left, that is very annoying; I can… — Bono
Status anxiety definitely exists at a political level. Many Iraqis were annoyed with the US essentially for reasons of status: for not showing them respect,… — Alain de Botton
It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy people, that it will make a difference because it seemed… — Jo Brand
I'm aware that I can be annoying. — Sandra Bullock
The worst gig story I have is from a club in Alabama that I think is still up and running, so I won't name the… — Jason Aldean
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. — Fred Allen
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
The muse is not an angelic voice that sits on your shoulder and sings sweetly. The muse is the most annoying whine. The muse isn't… — Harlan Coben
I like individuality in fashion - it annoys me when celebrities put on a bodycon dress and a pair of high heels and suddenly they… — Georgie Henley
The annoying thing about being an atheist is that you'll never have the satifaction of saying to believers, 'I told you so.' — Mark Steel
We live in an age of music for people who don't like music. The record industry discovered some time ago that there aren't that many… — T Bone Burnett
The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them. — E. W. Howe
The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact. — Stephen Sondheim
I have always believed that technology should do the hard work - discovery, organization, communication - so users can do what makes them happiest: living… — Larry Page
That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't. — J D Salinger

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