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Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But I've worn underwear… — Jon Hamm
The urge to write poetry is like having an itch. When the itch becomes annoying enough, you scratch it. — Robert Penn Warren
People with talent are not interested in showing off behind another person. They're more interested in the music. [Charlie Parker] was playing with me. That's… — Helen Merrill
Uncertainty hurts business. It annoys individuals. Why keep the whole country, including business and individuals, in uncertainty over the extent of the tax burdens to… — B. C. Forbes
I ceased in the year 1764 to believe that one can convince one’s opponents with arguments printed in books. It is not to do that,… — Georg C. Lichtenberg
One of my greatest pleasures in my writing has come from the thought that perhaps my work might annoy someone of comfortably pretentious position. Then… — John Kenneth Galbraith
Avoid Prologues. They can be annoying, especially a prologue following an introduction that comes after a foreword. — Elmore Leonard
As a musician myself, it annoys the hell out of me to watch an actor trying to play a guitar out of time with the… — Sam Palladio
Discs and memory are far cheaper than annoying your customers. — Steve Huffman
I have my life, my world. I do what I want, without annoying anyone. — Mario Balotelli
It doesn't annoy me but I think of myself as a presenter who is gay, rather than a gay presenter. It's a subtle distinction, but… — Evan Davis
One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying… — Zach Braff
That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song... — Zach Braff
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. — Kin Hubbard
People have always found me challenging - I don't know why, when I am only being myself. I don't understand why they find me so… — Ian Hamilton Finlay
Isn't it possible, he wondered, for one person to love another without trying to own each other? Or is that buried so deep in our… — Orson Scott Card
What an annoying mad thing love is! — Unknown Author
Horror would not annoy a soldier any more than the sight of a hammer annoys a carpenter. It is sentimental to pretend that horror is… — Irwin Shaw
Neil Lennon wasn't sent off for scoring a goal, and that's what annoys me — Martin O'Neill
How small of all that human hearts endure, That part which laws or kings can cause or cure! Still to ourselves in every place consigned,… — Samuel Johnson
Pernicious weed! whose scent the fair annoys, Unfriendly to society's chief joys: Thy worst effect is banishing for hours The sex whose presence civilizes ours. — William Cowper
We put pride into everything like salt. We like to see that our good works are known. If our virtues are seen, we are pleased;… — John Vianney
Artists raise their kids differently. We communicate to the point where we probably annoy our children. We have art around the house, we have books,… — Angelina Jolie
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me. — Jack Handey
If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort… — Jack Handey

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