Annoying Quotes

662 Annoying quotes by 504 unique authors

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys… — Jack Handey
I could list of dozens things my fiancee does that annoys me and I'm sure he could list off hundreds of things about me but… — Frank Lloyd Wright
Be happy. It really annoys negative people. — Ricky Gervais
According to a recent study, ten percent of 'Star Trek' fans meet the psychological criteria for addiction. Deprived of their favourite show, some Trekkies disply… — Jay Leno
...Be grateful for what you have to be thankful for instead of complaining about the little things that annoy you. — Dale Carnegie
The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other. — Julian Casablancas
I feel like I've given up a lot of my fantasies. I just want to do things differently, and to a lot of people that's… — Julian Casablancas
You’ve only had a small glimpse of how insufferable and annoying I can be. As the older brother, it’s my birthright. — Maria V. Snyder
There is no sound more annoying than the chatter of a child, and none more sad than the silence they leave when they are gone. — Mark Lawrence
You can't keep putting the same stuff on all these channels, or it's going to get annoying. We need to aim for 'distinctive ubiquity,’ so… — Mark Schaefer
The book it reminded me of most is Henry Miller’s The Books in My Life. Like Miller, Shields manages to convey his affection for and… — Unknown Author
The best intentions (of respect and tolerance) can often be annoying to those whose cultures are not in dominance: we feel that we are often… — Vijay Prashad
We don’t just live in a celebrity take-down culture; we live in a take-down culture. People will find anything about you and twist it to… — Taylor Swift
A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places. — Unknown Author
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy. — Amy Vanderbilt
I've known from long ago that the universe was calling me. If you were one of those annoying adults that said, 'Oh, what are you… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
I started Linux as a desktop operating system. And it's the only area where Linux hasn't completely taken over. That just annoys the hell out… — Linus Torvalds
It is annoying that the rules of chess do not allow a pawn to take either horizontally or backwards, but only forwards ... This psychological… — David Bronstein
As society becomes more complex and opaque, as social processes seem more impersonal and autonomous, and as elites of 'experts' become more annoying, more people… — George Will
That's the problem with truth. The truth is relentless. It won't leave you alone. It keeps creeping up on you from every side, showing you… — Neale Donald Walsch
Run for your lives-the computers are invading. Awesomely powerful computers tackling ever more important tasks with awkward, old-fashioned interfaces. As these machines leak into every… — Alan Cooper
It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story, especially when you're not sure which half they know. — Robert Breault
We can be the light of the world without leaving our high beams on and annoying everybody. — Bob Goff
We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them. — Michael O'Leary
We must perpetually try to distinguish, however closely they get entwined by the subtle nature of the facts and by the secret importunity of our… — C.S. Lewis

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