"When you go ice-skating, try not to swing……" — Jack Handey

"When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me."

— Jack Handey

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I'm aware that I can be annoying. — Sandra Bullock
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. — Fred Allen
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