Annoying Quotes

662 Annoying quotes by 504 unique authors

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to… — Joan Rivers
I have told you of the Spaniard who always put on his spectacles when about to eat cherries, that they might look bigger and more… — Robert Southey
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. — Elsa Schiaparelli
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper. — P.J. O'Rourke
If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing. — Kingsley Amis
I am not in a bad mood. Everyone is just.. annoying. — Wiz Khalifa
It is annoying to be honest to no purpose. — Unknown Author
The Senate voted 97-0 for an anti-spam bill to stop those annoying things you get on your computer. The senators made it very clear that… — Jay Leno
It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be "You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?"… — Ricky Gervais
Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan,… — Demetri Martin
There is nothing so annoying as a good example!! — Mark Twain
When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my… — Kim Young-kwang
When I cut myself I feel so much better. All the little things that might have been annoying me suddenly seem so trivial, because I'm… — Richey Edwards
What, more petitions! Won't you be, and stay, intimidated? You must really annoy Sen. Dodd. Here it is [my signature], and I hope it does… — Edward Condon
You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. — Kourtney Kardashian
Things that annoy me end up fuelling my ideas. — Josh James
According to Time magazine, global warming is 33% worse than we thought. You know what that means? Al Gore is one-third more annoying than we… — Jay Leno
Having a crush is a bit like being infected with the most annoying, troubling and yet delicious disease you could get. It is almost more… — Unknown Author
It would be more in keeping with the intention of the noblest man in this world if our two Christian churches, instead of annoying Negroes… — Adolf Hitler
Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just… — Jim Gaffigan
Among all the emotions, the rich have the least talent for love. It is possible to love one's dog, dress or duck-shooting hat, but a… — Lewis H. Lapham
Whoever attentively considers the different departments of power must perceive, that, in a government in which they are separated from each other, the judiciary, from… — Alexander Hamilton
Family rules? We only have one rule in our house, and that's 'Don't Be Annoying' — Unknown Author
Beggars should be entirely abolished! Truly, it is annoying to give to them and annoying not to give to them. — Friedrich Nietzsche
Stefan would be so great for her, because it's just so annoying watching those two on screen all the time! — Paul Wesley

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