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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards. — Alexander Jablokov
We want our children to become who they are- and a developed person is, above all, free. But freedom as we define it doesn't mean… — Unknown Author
He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistence. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total… — James Patterson
We who have the final word can speak softly or angrily. We can seek to challenge and annoy, as we need not stay docile and… — William O. Douglas
I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me. — Gene Tierney
A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to… — Jeffrey Bernard
But I think the only thing that annoys me about that is if I suddenly find someone on commercial radio or something like that, mimicking… — Richie Benaud
I like Toronto a lot, it's a good city. The only thing that really annoys me about Toronto is that you're turning Maple Leaf Gardens… — Rick Wakeman
Right now my mind is on the people who stole our instruments, and, specifically, the person with my guitar, which will no doubt end its… — Jonny Greenwood
I am what you might call abstractly anti-capitalist. For instance, I am suspicious of the old leftists who focus all their hatred on the United… — Slavoj Å½iÅ¾ek
This is New York, and there's no law against being annoying. — William Kunstler
The whole character of Justin and the club life he lives - I have no experience with it. It's really foreign to me, which is… — Randy Harrison
I don't like boys. They're kind of annoying. — Michelle Wie
No religious position is loyally served by refusing to consider annoying theories which may well turn out to be facts. — Norman Lamm
Our schools are much like our prisons: they disappoint us because they only do what they're designed to do, and it annoys us that they… — Daniel Quinn
The most annoying and full- of- crap thing a writer says is, I write only for myself, I don't care if anyone reads it. A… — Harlan Coben
Imagine that you are dying. If you had a terminal disease would you finish this book? Why not? The thing that annoys this 10-weeks-to-live self… — Anne Enright
I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure… — E. W. Howe
We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off. — Noel Gallagher
You don’t think of Shakespeare being a child, do you? Shakespeare being seven? He was seven at some point. He was in somebody’s English class,… — Ken Robinson
Friends can be incredible sometimes, but have you ever had a friend that can be really annoying or really mean to you? Friends shouldn't stab… — Austin Mahone
Some of them are funny. Some of them are ridiculous. Some of them are annoying. I don't want to be one of those people that… — Harry Styles
Why do British people make such good TV? It's so annoying. Stop it. Is it because they have free health care? Uggh. — Elizabeth Meriwether
Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretense of saving or improving X, A is a scoundrel. — H. L. Mencken
I'm a really, really, smart, multi-talented almost-genius, who's very annoying. — Tyler The Creator

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