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Nothing is more annoying than a low man raised to a high position. — Claudius Claudianus
I think astrology is annoying bullshit-which is so Libra of me — Dan Savage
In short, the Gaon was a one-sided, severe ascetic, and would never have deserved the title of a good father, a good husband, an amiable… — Solomon Schechter
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the… — Will Rogers
Try not to annoy your relatives unnecessarily. — Judith Martin
My wife will tell you that I'm very particular and it's annoying for other people. I eat the same thing every day. I go to… — Chris Black
The bad mood fairy comes to annoy you only when you are actually in a good position, but don't yet realise it! — Jonathan Cainer
Taking offense has become America's national pastime; being theatrically offended supposedly signifies the exquisitely refined moral delicacy of people who feel entitled to pass through… — George Will
Poverty" Pitt exclaimed "is no disgrace but it is damned annoying." In the contemporary United States it is not annoying but it is a disgrace. — John Kenneth Galbraith
I sometimes get in the car [and] jump all around hunting for a sample, and then I can get really annoying if anyone's in the… — Girl Talk
There are few things in politics more annoying than the Right's utter conviction that it owns the patent on the word 'freedom' that when its… — Thomas Frank
As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always… — Jim Gaffigan
The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. — Andre Gide
All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we've tried to… — Cathy Guisewite
I find impressionists slightly annoying, really. — Steve Coogan
I'm waiting for the day when my children cease to find my domestic propriety reassuring and actually find it annoying. — Rachel Cusk
I know nothing more annoying when people I don't know jump to conclusions on my person based on nothing but gossip or speculation. — Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
I rarely come away from presenting the 'Today' programme without some sense of regret. There is always some question that I should have asked, or… — Evan Davis
It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us, but... it… — Jonathan Davis
If you really want to annoy me, ask me when I'm going to retire from rock n' roll. — Bruce Dickinson
To make a prairie it takes a clover and one bee, One clover, and a bee, And revery. The revery alone will do, If bees… — Emily Dickinson
I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that. — Hilary Duff
I can play very annoying girl, very lost girl and then all the things in the spectrum between. — Lena Dunham
Some people are very good at being 'stars' and it suits them. I'm grudging about it and I find it annoying. — Brian Eno
Well, there are some things that I just can't get out of my head, and they start to annoy me after a while. Sometimes they're… — Brian Eno

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