Annoying Quotes

662 Annoying quotes by 504 unique authors

It always annoys me when stars grumble about fans coming up to them in the street. I love it. These young stars today with all… — Larry Hagman
The pursuit of peace and progress cannot end in a few years in either victory or defeat. The pursuit of peace and progress, with its… — Dag Hammarskjold
I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes. — Patricia Heaton
Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons. Science is used to raise money for the expeditions, but you really climb for the hell of it. — Edmund Hillary
There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument. — Christopher Hitchens
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. — E. W. Howe
I was really inspired while I was pregnant and I wrote a whole album for my baby. I wanted to write a kids album that… — Jewel
As a kid it's adorable to have a gap in your teeth. But then, because of the shifting in my mouth, I started whistling through… — Mindy Kaling
I was the little sister that was annoying. — Heidi Klum
Anyone who has tried to build something that changes people's lives sometimes finds life to be a distraction, and finds people who don't care as… — Ashton Kutcher
I think we've all been in the middle of doing something we cared about, when someone coming in the room and saying 'hello' was annoying.… — Ashton Kutcher
When we're dealing with the people in our family - no matter how annoying or gross they may be, no matter how self-inflicted their suffering… — Anne Lamott
I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper… — Anne Lamott
As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing… — Jen Lancaster
The interesting thing about advertising is that the things that annoy us sometimes about it are really human. It's us looking at ourselves - and… — Jaron Lanier
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had… — Paul Lynde
A man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts. — Harold MacMillan
People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world. — Howie Mandel
Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts. — Moliere
I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue. — Moliere
I've found men are less likely to let petty things annoy them. — Marilyn Monroe
It's really annoying when you're trying to get to know someone and she doesn't pay attention to you because she's obsessed with her phone. — Cory Monteith
I'm always annoyed about why black people have to bear the brunt of everybody else's contempt. If we are not totally understanding and smiling, suddenly… — Toni Morrison
The desire to annoy no one, to harm no one, can equally well be the sign of a just as of an anxious disposition. — Friedrich Nietzsche
All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my… — Graham Norton

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