Annoying Quotes
662 Annoying quotes by 504 unique authors
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It always annoys me when stars grumble about fans coming up to them in the street. I love it. These young stars today with all…
— Larry Hagman
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The pursuit of peace and progress cannot end in a few years in either victory or defeat. The pursuit of peace and progress, with its…
— Dag Hammarskjold
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I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes.
— Patricia Heaton
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Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons. Science is used to raise money for the expeditions, but you really climb for the hell of it.
— Edmund Hillary
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There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.
— Christopher Hitchens
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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
— E. W. Howe
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I was really inspired while I was pregnant and I wrote a whole album for my baby. I wanted to write a kids album that…
— Jewel
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As a kid it's adorable to have a gap in your teeth. But then, because of the shifting in my mouth, I started whistling through…
— Mindy Kaling
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I was the little sister that was annoying.
— Heidi Klum
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Anyone who has tried to build something that changes people's lives sometimes finds life to be a distraction, and finds people who don't care as…
— Ashton Kutcher
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I think we've all been in the middle of doing something we cared about, when someone coming in the room and saying 'hello' was annoying.…
— Ashton Kutcher
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When we're dealing with the people in our family - no matter how annoying or gross they may be, no matter how self-inflicted their suffering…
— Anne Lamott
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I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper…
— Anne Lamott
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As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing…
— Jen Lancaster
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The interesting thing about advertising is that the things that annoy us sometimes about it are really human. It's us looking at ourselves - and…
— Jaron Lanier
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When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had…
— Paul Lynde
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A man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts.
— Harold MacMillan
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People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.
— Howie Mandel
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Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.
— Moliere
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I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.
— Moliere
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I've found men are less likely to let petty things annoy them.
— Marilyn Monroe
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It's really annoying when you're trying to get to know someone and she doesn't pay attention to you because she's obsessed with her phone.
— Cory Monteith
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I'm always annoyed about why black people have to bear the brunt of everybody else's contempt. If we are not totally understanding and smiling, suddenly…
— Toni Morrison
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The desire to annoy no one, to harm no one, can equally well be the sign of a just as of an anxious disposition.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my…
— Graham Norton
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