Annoying Quotes

662 Annoying quotes by 504 unique authors

Every few seconds it changes - up an eighth, down an eighth - it's like playing a slot machine. I lose $20 million, I gain… — Ted Turner
I think people who lack humility are really annoying. — Emily VanCamp
One merit of poetry few persons will deny: it says more and in fewer words than prose. — Voltaire
There's nothing I find quite as annoying as the phrase 'I told you so.' — Ayelet Waldman
Quite often, I'll be sent a script for a movie. And I find that I like it, so I say I'll do it. But then… — Christopher Walken
I can understand why people get annoyed at being remembered for one thing, but a lot of actors aren't remembered for anything. I don't mind… — Julie Walters
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. — Oscar Wilde
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. — Oscar Wilde
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. — Billy Wilder
I think I became a Catholic to annoy my father. — A. N. Wilson
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. — Flip Wilson
The Baha'i celebrity, or the Belebrity, is a character actor with a big head playing an annoying creep on a TV show. — Rainn Wilson
You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you. — Robert Anton Wilson
What I was proud of was that I used very few parts to build a computer that could actually speak words on a screen and… — Steve Wozniak
Commitments are one of the worst things to have in the music business. They're very annoying. — Neil Young
The supernatural can be very annoying until one finds the key that transforms it into science," he observed mildly... "Come on, Ox, let's go out… — Barry Hughart
Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle. — Darby Conley
Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red flag to a bu... was like putting something very… — Terry Pratchett
Everything creepy and Southern isn't Faulknerian, just like everything annoying isn't Kafkaesque. — Scott Spencer
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. — Robert A. Heinlein
Is there some particular reason that you're here?" ... "Not this again." "Not what again?" said Clary. "Every time I annoy him, he retreats into… — Cassandra Clare
Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases! — Lewis Carroll
Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do… — John Scalzi
There is something more annoying than pleasant in finding neighbors from back home chiselling in on your own exclusive New York. It mitigates your triumph… — Dawn Powell
If you don't annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don't love her anymore. — Pearl Cleage

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