"Never attempt to teach a pig to sing;……" — Robert A. Heinlein
"Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig."
More Annoying Quotes
- If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
- What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music,… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me. — John Bonham
- It's annoying, but justice and equality are mates. Aren't they? Justice always wants to hang out with equality. And equality… — Bono
- At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. On the cranky left, that… — Bono
- Status anxiety definitely exists at a political level. Many Iraqis were annoyed with the US essentially for reasons of status:… — Alain de Botton
- It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy people, that it will make… — Jo Brand
- I'm aware that I can be annoying. — Sandra Bullock
- The worst gig story I have is from a club in Alabama that I think is still up and running,… — Jason Aldean
- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. — Fred Allen
- Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. — Marcus Tullius Cicero