Pig Quotes

343 quotes by 286 authors

I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's door.… — Drew Barrymore
Now, if you're Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you're mainstream America, two or three kids,… — Joe Barton
A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for the urban… — John Berger
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. — Ambrose Bierce
Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig,… — Ambrose Bierce
I'm a selfish, little pig of a man. — Lewis Black
I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment. — Albert Brooks
I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig. — Sandra Bullock
And call me a pig, but isn't it brilliantly refreshing how early the Dutch eat dinner? When they're still laying out the cutlery in achingly… — Julie Burchill
Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be… — Nicolas Cage
I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed. — Michael Caine
I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen. — Mariah Carey
You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle. — William J. Clinton
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. — Mark Twain
When you treat reprehensible and ludicrous arguments with respect you have elevated the reprehensible and made the ludicrous a bit more reasonable. Having a serious… — Jonah Goldberg
But what was most remarkable, Broadway being three miles long, and the booths lining each side of it, in every booth there was a roast… — Frederick Marryat
It has become accepted doctrine that we must attempt to study the whole man. Actually we cannot study even a whole tree or a whole… — Gardner Murphy
Eh Bien you like this sacred pig of a country?" asked Marco. "Why not? I like it anywhere. It's all the same, in France you… — John Dos Passos
All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal — Winston Churchill
Scientists, especially when they leave the particular field in which they are specialized, are just as ordinary, pig-headed, and unreasonable as everybody else, and their… — Hans Eysenck

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