Pig Quotes

343 Pig quotes by 280 unique authors

Started out, Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho... What is zaftig? Isn't that German for big fat pig? I guess I was lucky- zaftig is kind… — Margaret Cho
PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in… — Ambrose Bierce
You can't make a racehorse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig. — Unknown Author
When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof that the pig… — John Paul Stevens
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. — Ingrid Newkirk
An old philosopher said to Monsieur Coignard, a Reverend Father: 'You are a pig!' To which Abad Coignard answered: 'You flatter me, sir. But unfortunately,… — Anatole France
An artist is like a pig snouting truffles. — Igor Stravinsky
The labs were happy that I was brave enough to attempt to program it and the $5 million computer was left entirely to my use.… — Philip Emeagwali
When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy. — James Altucher
I was and still am happier than a pig in slop. — Jim Harbaugh
If you rush to take a drug, do so with the full knowledge that you are being a Guinea Pig. The longer a drug is… — Robert S. Mendelsohn
In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy. — Philip Wollen
I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals, and inÂ their capacityÂ toÂ suffer, a dog, is a pig, is a bear, is a… — Philip Wollen
Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. Itâ€™s like a conspiracy. — Jim Henson
The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex… — Zakir Naik
You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron. — Samuel Gompers
The tallest oak tree once was an acorn that any pig could have swallowed. — Arthur Schopenhauer
Hear and attend and listen; for this is what befell and be-happened and became and was, O my Best Beloved, when the Tame animals were… — Rudyard Kipling
Man's nature is made up of four elements, which produce in him four attributes, namely, the beastly, the brutal, the satanic, and the divine. In… — Al-Ghazali
I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool. — Bertrand Russell

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