Pig Quotes

343 Pig quotes by 280 unique authors

The anarchist is dressed all in black. In the dark you can only see his eyes. It dates from the 1930's. Porky Pig is a… — Thomas Pynchon
You're gonna have to keep on saying that - I am the proletariat, I am the people. I am not the pig. You've got to… — Fred Hampton
Even fools say something worthwhile now and again. Even a blind pig finds an acorn sometimes. — Robert Jordan
You were a terrible baby, do you know that? Bawling all the time, never sleeping. And one night you just wouldn't shut up, screaming like… — Unknown Author
Girls like Diana Spencer, armed with nothing more than a guinea-pig-rearing certificate, proud to say in that old Sloane way that she was 'as thick… — Peter York
In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig. — Dave Schulthise
Why...is the hunter who shoots a deer for venison subject to more criticism than the person who buys a ham at the supermarket? Overall, it… — Peter Singer
Despite my exhaustion I have a devil of a time getting to sleep because of the rats above my bed and a pig who lives… — Claude Monet
My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. — Jim Carrey
Quite simply, it is true that I can be a pig! It is not a lie to say that. Sometimes, I feel that I am… — Thierry Henry
I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me. — Jeff Koons
Paint like a pig eats. — Richard Schmid
Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig… — David Letterman
My faith does not lead me to think the Lord will provide us with roast pig, bread already buttered, etc. He will provide us with… — Brigham Young
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the… — Will Rogers
The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten. — Bob Dylan
You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits… — Dave Barry
Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock. — Craig Stone
I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat… — Vincent Gallo
When actors first come up, you're auditioning for everything - you're trying to sniff it out like a pig with a truffle and you would… — Bryan Cranston
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs… — Quentin Crisp
Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that… — Davy Crockett
Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock. — Paula Deen
My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I refused… — Zooey Deschanel
I am the people, I'm not the pig. You got to make a distinction. And the people are going to have to attack the pigs.… — Fred Hampton

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