Pig Quotes

343 Pig quotes by 280 unique authors

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. — Robert A. Heinlein
Yes, you will. And I will warn you now that not their blood but your suspicion might build evil in them. They will be what… — John Steinbeck
It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the… — John Stuart Mill
I once lay in a white hospital for the dying and the dying self, where some god pissed a rain of reason to make things… — Charles Bukowski
Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
When in doubt, pig out! — Jim Davis
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig. — Barack Obama
Thou frothy tickle-brained hedge-pig! — William Shakespeare
On the three pigs he and his wife own: "We acquired the pigs last year. My wife was born on a pig farm and has… — John Mortimer
The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!"… — Roald Dahl
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and its morals aren't worth what… — Stephen Sondheim
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly.… — Rick Riordan
choose now," he spat, his eyes practically shooing sparks. "me or him." gosh,Fang, you romantic fool," i said sarcastically."howw incredibly sexist pig of you. — James Patterson
No matter what has happened, you're not a pig-boy; you're an Assistant Pig Keeper! — Lloyd Alexander
Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred. "Six years to the day we met, Harry, dâ€™yeh remember it?"… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
A God who counts minutes and pennies, a desperate sensual God, who grunts like a pig. A pig with golden wings, who falls and falls,… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
No, he wasn't a pig. He was a lonely, hurt man who didn't know how to cope in a world that had turned its back… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I have grown weary of literature: silence alone comforts me. If I continue to write, itâ€™s because I have nothing more to accomplish in this… — Clarice Lispector
At one point, as Samuel urges Adam to raise his boys well regardless of the blood that might be in them, Adam tells him, "You… — John Steinbeck
When Mary Lennox was sent to Misselthwaite Manor to live with her uncle everybody said she was the most disagreeable-looking child ever seen. It was… — Frances Hodgson Burnett

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