Pig Quotes

343 Pig quotes by 280 unique authors

I believe I am becoming pathetic. I'll go further, I believe that I am in love with a flower-growing, wood-carving quarryman/carpenter/pig farmer. In fact, I… — Mary Ann Shaffer
Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in! — William Golding
Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike." Most chicks do," I said. "Roar of the engine and so on." Murphy's blue eyes… — Jim Butcher
It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing great-great-grandfather! — Louis Sachar
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and… — Winston Churchill
At school, our classroom had a small rodent zoo consisting of two rabbits, three hamsters, a litter of baby gerbils and a guinea pig. At… — Kelley Armstrong
If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think. — Lewis Carroll
The word "metaphor" means carrying something from one place to another . . . and it is when you describe something by using a word… — Mark Haddon
It almost made me long for the flying pig. --Percy — Rick Riordan
Women - why aren't you running the world yet? Frankly I'm disappointed in you. Men are still far too dominant for their own good, and… — Charlie Brooker
His mind was crowded with memories; memories of the knowledge that had come to them when they closed in on the struggling pig, knowledge that… — William Golding
Friend of fatherless! Fountain of happiness! Lord of the swill-bucket! Oh, how my soul is on Fire when I gaze at thy Calm and commanding… — George Orwell
I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, Iâ€™m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose itâ€™s a step up. The last guy I had in… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Iâ€™m happier than a pig eating bacon! — Daniel Handler
When anything bad happens to me or someone I know, I always know who to blame. My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather. — Louis Sachar
I remembered something my first partner had told me. Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it. — James Patterson
Traveling through the Dragon's Den, it has just been explained that Haroun, the Ifrit, has been caught in a mirror trap. Here is the passage… — Neil Gaiman
He comes off a little like Practical Pig in The Three Little Pigs. — Steig Larsson
Genet raised his hand, and I squeezed my eyes shut, sure I would be receiving the worst backhanded slap of my life. Genet froze and… — Alexandra Bracken
A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women. — Chuck Palahniuk

Who Wrote These Pig Quotes

280 authors contributed a total of 343 Pig Quotes, led by these top contributors: