"I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!" — Daniel Handler
"I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!"
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site.
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
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The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
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You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
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How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
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More Bacon Quotes
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I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me…
— James M. Barrie
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England was full of words I'd never heard before - streaky bacon, short back and sides, Belisha beacon, serviettes, high…
— Bill Bryson
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I always use my 'Holy Trinity' which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, 'bacon always makes it…
— Anne Burrell
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
— Jim Gaffigan
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Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Meek young men grow up in libraries, believing it their duty to accept the views which Cicero, which Locke, which…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Science is not a system of certain, or -established, statements; nor is it a system which steadily advances towards a…
— Karl Popper
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I have said that science is impossible without faith. ... Inductive logic, the logic of Bacon, is rather something on…
— Norbert Wiener
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But, as Bacon has well pointed out, truth is more likely to come out of error, if this is clear…
— William Bayliss
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This boulder seemed like a curious volume, regularly paged, with a few extracts from older works. Bacon tells us that…
— Archibald Geikie
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Bacon first taught the world the true method of the study of nature, and rescued science from that barbarism in…
— Thomas Young
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I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every…
— Dusty Baker
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