Pig Quotes

343 Pig quotes by 280 unique authors

Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea pig, a cat,… — Konrad Lorenz
When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that. — Paul McCartney
The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never… — George Bernard Shaw
The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig. — Albert Einstein
So is the savage buffalo, especially delighting in dark places, where he can wallow in the mud and slake his thirst without much trouble; and… — John Hanning Speke
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses — Bill Murray
I have never belonged wholeheartedly to a country, a state, nor to a circle of friends, nor even to my own family. When I was… — Albert Einstein
He sighed, wondering how his life had been turned upside down by this woman in less than forty-eight hours. Correction: by this woman, a pig,… — Julia Quinn
I want a dish to taste good, rather than to have been seethed in pig's milk and served wrapped in a rhubarb leaf with grated… — Kingsley Amis
I tell young people that the greatest paintings in museums are made with minerals mixed in oil smeared on cloth with the hair from the… — James Rosenquist
One has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles. — Igor Stravinsky
No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different? — Mike Ness
The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on a… — Conan O'Brien
I hate pork rinds. I couldn't imagine how anybody would ever get the idea of taking skin from a pig and frying it and then… — Joel Kinnaman
I'd rather not deal with such questions, because anyway it's like shearing a pig - lots of screams but little wool. — Vladimir Putin
The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce. You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar… — Samuel
No one as yet has approached the management of New York in a proper spirit; that is to say, regarding it as the shiftless outcome… — Rudyard Kipling
But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man. — Aeschylus
(The pig) hath a fair sepulchre in the grateful stomach of the judicious epicure - and for such a tomb might be content to die. — Charles Lamb
Madame....gloatingly savored her words as earlier she had savored her pig's trotter. — Georges Simenon
There was an Old Man of Messina, Whose daughter was named Opsibeena; She wore a small wig, and rode out on a pig, To the… — Edward Lear
We're going to be focusing our science on things that will take us farther and longer into space. For many of those experiments, the crew… — John L. Phillips
Before this ugly edifice, and between it and the wheel-track of the street, was a grass-plot, much overgrown with burdock, pig-weed, apple-pern, and such unsightly… — Nathaniel Hawthorne
With every fragment of rock that fall from me, I can hear the voice of Marianne Engle. I love you. Aishiteru. Ego amo te. Ti… — Andrew Davidson
We felt that the police needed a label, a label other than that fear image that they carried in the community. So we used the… — Huey Newton

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