"The big story today, Barack Obama was accused……" — Conan O'Brien
"The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. Political experts say that if Obama keeps insulting Palin, he could lose the election and win a job at MSNBC."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama…
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When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have…
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It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world…
— Michael Bay
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A fair trial is one in which the rules of evidence are honored, the accused has competent counsel, and the…
— Harry Browne
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I've never sexually harassed anyone, and yes, I was falsely accused while I was at the National Restaurant Association.
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I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC.…
— Dick Cavett
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Most of the bad taste I've been accused of has been generic bad taste; it's been making fun of an…
— John Cleese
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I don't even pretend we can occupy the Lib Dem holier-than-thou, hands-entirely-clean-and-entirely-empty-type stance. No, we are getting our hands dirty,…
— Nick Clegg
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Money will determine whether the accused goes to prison or walks out of the courtroom a free man.
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A man divorcing would never be accused of choosing career over children.
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Never make a defense or apology before you are accused.
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You can't really describe how difficult it is to deal with. It is any athlete's worst nightmare to be accused…
— Greg Rusedski
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When women act like women, they are accused of being inferior. When women act like human beings, they are accused…
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