"Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's……" — Conan O'Brien
"Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq"
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien has 151 quotes on this site.
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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as…
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In a new interview, Newt Gingrich says he cheated on two of his wives because he was too consumed with…
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More Dependents Quotes
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one of 10 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The present representative of the Dedlocks is an excellent master.He supposes all his dependents to be utterly bereft of individual…
— Charles Dickens
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Organized charity itself is. . . the surest sign that our civilization has bred, is breeding and is perpetuating constantly…
— Margaret Sanger
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The most serious charge that can be brought against modern benevolence is that it encourages the perpetuation of defectives, delinquents…
— Margaret Sanger
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There are more effective ways of tackling environmental problems including global warming, proliferation of plastics, urban sprawl, and the loss…
— Preston Manning
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We must be mad, literally mad, as a nation to be permitting the annual inflow of some 50,000 dependents, who…
— Enoch Powell
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My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once…
— Robert Breault
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Power. like the diamond, dazzles the beholder, and also the wearer; it dignifies meanness; it magnifies littleness; to what is…
— Charles Caleb Colton
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I worry a lot about taking care of my dependents, all those perfectly ordinary middle-class preoccupations.
— Orson Welles
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If you treat with courtesy your equal, who is privileged to resent an impertinence, how much more cautious should you…
— Unknown Author
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