Tax Return Quotes

9 quotes by 7 authors

• The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. — Arthur C. Clarke
• I don't like the income tax. Every time we talk about these taxes we get around to the idea of 'from each according to his… — T. Coleman Andrews
• And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though income… — Dave Barry
• Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq — Conan O'Brien
• In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federal income tax return. This includes individuals, businesses… — Virgil Goode
• My tax return in the United States has to be kept on a special computer because their normal computers can't deal with the numbers. So… — Bill Gates
• Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For… — Dave Barry
• When you want to do your homework, fill out your tax return, or see all the choices for a trip you want to take, you… — Bill Gates
• You should keep a copy of your tax return indefinitely, but you need to save supporting documents for only three years. — Suze Orman

Who Wrote These Tax Return Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 9 Tax Return Quotes as follows:

• 2 Tax Return Quotes by Dave Barry
• 2 Tax Return Quotes by Bill Gates
• 1 Tax Return Quote by Arthur C. Clarke
• 1 Tax Return Quote by T. Coleman Andrews
• 1 Tax Return Quote by Conan O'Brien
• 1 Tax Return Quote by Virgil Goode
• 1 Tax Return Quote by Suze Orman