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- The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. — Arthur C. Clarke
- I don't like the income tax. Every time we talk about these taxes we get around to the idea of 'from each… — T. Coleman Andrews
- And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that,… — Dave Barry
- Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq — Conan O'Brien
- In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federal income tax return. This… — Virgil Goode
- My tax return in the United States has to be kept on a special computer because their normal computers can't deal with… — Bill Gates
- Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands… — Dave Barry
- When you want to do your homework, fill out your tax return, or see all the choices for a trip you want… — Bill Gates
- You should keep a copy of your tax return indefinitely, but you need to save supporting documents for only three years. — Suze Orman