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- Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about how you shouldn't…
- In a new interview, Newt Gingrich says he cheated on two of his wives because he was too consumed with love for his country. Yeah,…
- Yesterday, the country of Kosovo unveiled an 11-foot tall statue of former President Clinton. Yeah. That's right. The Clinton statue is so life-like, it's already…
- Today, former President Bill Clinton met with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il and convinced him to release two American journalists that have been jailed since…
- Barack Obama was speaking to a Jewish group, and he told them that his name Barack is the same as the Jewish word 'baruch,' which…
- People looking into Barack Obama's campaign contributions say that Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad. Yeah. It turns out that broad is Oprah…
- Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently, if…
- There is some good news for John McCain. According to the latest polls, which came out today, John McCain has started to open up a…
- People all over the world now are following our election. And according to a new international poll that just came out, I think this came…
- A comic book publisher says he's trying to increase voter turnout in the presidential election by publishing comic books about John McCain and Barack Obama.…
- It was reported today that Michelle Obama wants her mother to move into the White House with them. Yeah, this is expected to be the…
- Time magazine has selected their person of the year. Guess what, it's President-elect Barack Obama. Yeah, ironically, Ebony magazine announced their person of the year,…
- In the news, Chinese president Hu Jintao says that now that Barack Obama has been elected, he is looking forward to taking the relationship between…
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- I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him… — Janis Joplin
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- Great dad. Yeah, he would ask me for money on birthdays and, you know, inappropriate times. And I just wrote him off… — Drew Barrymore
- You can't allow the forces of political correction to shut you up. I mean, why are people afraid to say, 'Merry Christmas?'… — Benjamin Carson
- Is hockey hard? I don't know, you tell me. We need to have the strength and power of a football player, the… — Brendan Shanahan
- Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me. — Bum Phillips