"Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama.……" — Conan O'Brien
"Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently, if you watched the entire infomercial, Barack threw in a free set of Ginsu knives for you."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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