Half Hour Quotes
113 quotes by 107 authors
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You know, for one glorious half hour, I was the mother of the president-elect.
— Barbara Bush
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Every Christian needs a half-hour of prayer each day, except when he is busy, then he needs an hour.
— Saint Francis de Sales
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One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put…
— George Carlin
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I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that…
— Woody Allen
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Wilson was once asked how long it took him to write a speech. He answered, 'That depends. If I am to speak 10 minutes, I…
— Woodrow Wilson
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So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses develop…
— Paul Reiser
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The half-hour before dinner has always been considered as the great ordeal through which the mistress, in giving a dinner-party, will either pass with flying…
— Isabella Beeton
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Give me a 6 pack, half-hour of rest and lets go play them again - We can beat them.
— Jack Lambert
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Visiting someone in a hospital recently, I watched an elderly couple. The man was in a wheelchair, the wife sitting next to him in the…
— Eda LeShan
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Some years ago, not long after I moved to Los Angeles from New York, I attended a television industry party. When a man asked my…
— Carol Muske-Dukes
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I get up every day and work in the morning. I have my coffee and get to work. On good days I look up and…
— George R. R. Martin
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Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
— Matt Damon
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Doing a half-hour TV show is a dream
— Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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I started off as a juggler. I used to do a half-hour show on the weekends to make money as a kid. Then I went…
— Patrick Dempsey
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The truly incredible thing is were realizing that you can perform a two-and-a-half-hour gig without being high and still have a fantastic time.
— Stevie Nicks
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I used to, like, hit for a half hour and then go eat Cheetos the rest of the day, come out and drill forehands. Now…
— Andy Roddick
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Often when works at a hard question, nothing good is accomplished at the first attack. Then one takes a rest, long or short, and sits…
— Henri Poincare
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I am grateful for what I call well-spent moments: Making a tuna fish sandwich with the works. Taking at least a half hour to eat…
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
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I'm late to everything. I've always wanted to have it written in my will that when I die, the coffin shows up a half hour…
— Axl Rose
Who Wrote These Half Hour Quotes
107 authors contributed a total of 113 Half Hour Quotes, led by these top contributors: