Half Hour Quotes

113 quotes by 107 authors

You know, for one glorious half hour, I was the mother of the president-elect. — Barbara Bush
Every Christian needs a half-hour of prayer each day, except when he is busy, then he needs an hour. — Saint Francis de Sales
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put… — George Carlin
I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that… — Woody Allen
Wilson was once asked how long it took him to write a speech. He answered, 'That depends. If I am to speak 10 minutes, I… — Woodrow Wilson
So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses develop… — Paul Reiser
The half-hour before dinner has always been considered as the great ordeal through which the mistress, in giving a dinner-party, will either pass with flying… — Isabella Beeton
If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. — Mitch Hedberg
Give me a 6 pack, half-hour of rest and lets go play them again - We can beat them. — Jack Lambert
Visiting someone in a hospital recently, I watched an elderly couple. The man was in a wheelchair, the wife sitting next to him in the… — Eda LeShan
Some years ago, not long after I moved to Los Angeles from New York, I attended a television industry party. When a man asked my… — Carol Muske-Dukes
I get up every day and work in the morning. I have my coffee and get to work. On good days I look up and… — George R. R. Martin
Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker. — Matt Damon
Doing a half-hour TV show is a dream — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I started off as a juggler. I used to do a half-hour show on the weekends to make money as a kid. Then I went… — Patrick Dempsey
The truly incredible thing is were realizing that you can perform a two-and-a-half-hour gig without being high and still have a fantastic time. — Stevie Nicks
I used to, like, hit for a half hour and then go eat Cheetos the rest of the day, come out and drill forehands. Now… — Andy Roddick
Often when works at a hard question, nothing good is accomplished at the first attack. Then one takes a rest, long or short, and sits… — Henri Poincare
I am grateful for what I call well-spent moments: Making a tuna fish sandwich with the works. Taking at least a half hour to eat… — Sarah Ban Breathnach
I'm late to everything. I've always wanted to have it written in my will that when I die, the coffin shows up a half hour… — Axl Rose

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