"The first thing men notice about a woman……" — Conan O'Brien
"The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as…
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More Breasts Quotes
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one of 709 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
— Dave Barry
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There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy…
— Charles Baudelaire
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Breast-feeding is the natural, optimal way to feed a child.
— Mayim Bialik
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O Death, rock me asleep, bring me to quiet rest, let pass my weary guiltless ghost out of my careful…
— Anne Boleyn
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Felicity, the companion of content, is rather found in our own breasts than in the enjoyment of external things; and…
— Daniel Boone
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I think they say that when you're breast feeding, you know, your weight kind of slims down. It's a little…
— Christina Aguilera
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I had been afraid of breast cancer, as I suspect most women are, from the time I hit adolescence. At…
— Geraldine Brooks
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One who never turned his back but marched breast forward, never doubted clouds would break, Never dreamed, though right were…
— Robert Browning
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I don't want to discuss my breasts with the whole world!
— Brooke Burke
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Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would…
— Jonathan Carroll
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People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away!…
— Helena Bonham Carter
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No one understands my ills, nor the terror that fills my breast, who does not know the heart of a…
— Marie Antoinette
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