Sarah Palin Quotes
83 quotes by 58 authors
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Sarah Palin is a compelling political figure.
— Michele Bachmann
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Have you ever seen Glenn Beck in operation? It is the most terrifying thing. It's so bad that you think he's going to announce in…
— Bill Bryson
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If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.
— Bill Maher
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There's a new children's book that's coming out that features Sarah Palin as a hero. I don't want to give away the ending, but we…
— Conan O'Brien
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In Sarah Palin's new book, she says when she first laid eyes on her future husband, she said out loud, 'Thank you, God,' which is…
— Conan O'Brien
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It was scary to be in that world of politics. I felt uncomfortable to be in that discussion. The weird thing is, when Darrell Hammond…
— Tina Fey
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even…
— John Oliver
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Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a bad guy with…
— Bill Maher
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama…
— Bill Maher
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The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How…
— Bill Maher
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I think Sarah Palin is amazing. I totally admire her.
— Nadine Dorries
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Folks, Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from Alaska. Mitt Romney talks like he's only seen Russia by watching 'Rocky IV.'
— John F. Kerry
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Lady Liberty and Sarah Palin are lit by the same torch.
— Michele Bachmann
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I want you [Sarah Palin] to know you have my support. But please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring…
— Glenn Beck
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Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.
— Mike Tyson
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I am not a clone of Sarah Palin. I have my own thoughts.
— Christine O'Donnell
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But to say that Sarah Palin and the tea party movement is responsible for vandalism or threats is just a way to dismiss the American…
— Laura Ingraham
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I got all the Sarah Palin I need for one lifetime.
— Meghan McCain
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Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated.
— Rachel Maddow
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Being in the building with Sarah Palin that night is a transformative and oddly unsettling experience. It’s a little like having live cave-level access for…
— Matt Taibbi
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