Story Today Quotes
- Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related… — Craig Kilborn
- The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on a… — Conan O'Brien
- Shortest horror story: Today is Monday — Alisa Gattus