Palin Quotes
115 quotes by 80 authors
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Sarah Palin is a compelling political figure.
— Michele Bachmann
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Have you ever seen Glenn Beck in operation? It is the most terrifying thing. It's so bad that you think he's going to announce in…
— Bill Bryson
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Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one?
— John Cleese
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I want Barack Obama for president. I love Obama. I call Palin the helicopter huntress from hell! I want my children to have a wonderful…
— Pamela Anderson
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If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.
— Bill Maher
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The New Oxford Dictionary has declared Sarah Palin's word 'refudiate' to be the 2010 Word of the Year. Palin was honored and said she would…
— Conan O'Brien
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There's a new children's book that's coming out that features Sarah Palin as a hero. I don't want to give away the ending, but we…
— Conan O'Brien
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In Sarah Palin's new book, she says when she first laid eyes on her future husband, she said out loud, 'Thank you, God,' which is…
— Conan O'Brien
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It was scary to be in that world of politics. I felt uncomfortable to be in that discussion. The weird thing is, when Darrell Hammond…
— Tina Fey
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even…
— John Oliver
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Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a bad guy with…
— Bill Maher
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama…
— Bill Maher
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The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How…
— Bill Maher
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This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.
— Bill Maher
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I think Sarah Palin is amazing. I totally admire her.
— Nadine Dorries
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My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig…
— Andrea Fay Friedman
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Folks, Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from Alaska. Mitt Romney talks like he's only seen Russia by watching 'Rocky IV.'
— John F. Kerry
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Lady Liberty and Sarah Palin are lit by the same torch.
— Michele Bachmann
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I want you [Sarah Palin] to know you have my support. But please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring…
— Glenn Beck
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Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.
— Mike Tyson
Who Wrote These Palin Quotes
80 authors contributed a total of 115 Palin Quotes, led by these top contributors: