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Palin Quotes by David Letterman
- Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.
- Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for.
- John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox.
- Here's why Sarah Palin says she won't be running for president. She says she can be more effective at getting others elected by not running.…
- Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye…
- Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you.
- Sarah Palin had a big op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal, and she said she's against death panels. And I thought, 'Really? She's the…
- Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'
- Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she's going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On…
- Sarah Palin was delivering a speech and she said 'refudiate.' It's not a word – you have refute and repudiate, and she combined them. A…
- Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the…
- I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the…
More Palin Quotes
- Sarah Palin is a compelling political figure. — Michele Bachmann
- Have you ever seen Glenn Beck in operation? It is the most terrifying thing. It's so bad that you think he's going… — Bill Bryson
- Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried… — John Cleese
- I want Barack Obama for president. I love Obama. I call Palin the helicopter huntress from hell! I want my children to… — Pamela Anderson
- If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from… — Bill Maher
- The New Oxford Dictionary has declared Sarah Palin's word 'refudiate' to be the 2010 Word of the Year. Palin was honored and… — Conan O'Brien
- There's a new children's book that's coming out that features Sarah Palin as a hero. I don't want to give away the… — Conan O'Brien
- In Sarah Palin's new book, she says when she first laid eyes on her future husband, she said out loud, 'Thank you,… — Conan O'Brien
- It was scary to be in that world of politics. I felt uncomfortable to be in that discussion. The weird thing is,… — Tina Fey
- Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.… — John Oliver
- Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a… — Bill Maher
- We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the… — Bill Maher