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- If you didn’t believe it before — and it’s easy to understand how you might have been sceptical on this point — if you didn’t…
- Newt Gingrich has criticized 'New York elites' who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning.
- There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They prefer…
- It was so cold in New York City today that the Statue of Liberty had her torch under her dress.
- I pulled a hamstring during the New York City Marathon. An hour into the race, I jumped off the couch...
- New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
- Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who's going to run CBS?
- Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened…
- Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is "Hey taxi." Two is "What train do I take to…
- This warning from the New York City Department of Health Fraud: Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger.
- Tip to out-of-town visitors. If you buy something here in New York and you want to have it shipped home, be suspicious if the clerk…
- New York is great though. If you?re here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of…
- A priest in New York City was arrested on gun possession. These days, you better be happy that the bulge in his pocket is a…
- I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City. Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited. I found what…
- Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
- New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
- There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to…
More New York Quotes
- Even in New York, there are a lot of very attractive girls pedaling around. That just happens to be one of the… — Paul Auster
- On landing at New York I caught the yellow fever. The kind man who commanded the ship that brought me from France… — John James Audubon
- On some summer days in New York City, the air hangs thickly visible, like the combined exhalations of eight million souls. Steam… — Diane Ackerman
- I live in a high rise with my family part of the year in New York and I don't know three quarters… — Dan Aykroyd
- I mean I've never been thrown in jail in New York or Los Angeles. — Sebastian Bach
- As I was coming up on the stage, there was one source that could make or break you, the New York Times.… — Kevin Bacon
- My boyhood life in New York City has impressed me with the popular ignorance and also with the great need of something… — Cleveland Abbe
- I don't think acting is addictive. If I stopped acting tomorrow, I really wouldn't care. If you told me that I would… — Alec Baldwin
- I'm tenacious, I think - I know - and I do also have a quality where if you tell me I can't… — Ellen Barkin
- I would love to do a television show in New York City. — Ellen Barkin
- I love New York City; I've got a gun. — Charles Barkley
- When good news about the market hits the front page of the New York Times, sell. — Bernard Baruch