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- Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.
- If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.
- This isn't brain surgery; it's just television.
- Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
- My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.
- There just isn't enough televised Chess
- BP has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders.
- I haven't reached nirvana yet, but I've been to Detroit.
- Over the weekend Mitt Romney went body surfing. He has not body surfed since the '90s when he starred on 'Baywatch.'
- They're saying now that Rick Santorum is gaining momentum because he's not Romney. And Mitt Romney was furious. He replied, 'Well, I can do that.
- Don't worry. It's just a flesh wound.
- Lesbians have never been more popular.
- Midnight, and the kitties are sleeping.
- Them bats is smart. They use radar!
- Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex.
- Childhood. I wish I had something to complain about.
- Everyday is a compromise.
- If I can be serious now, and I have the feeling I can.
- I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!
- I'm a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.
- I spend most of my free time under the house.
- I like my cinema gritty, I like my eggs gritty.
- Let's stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies.
- Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.
- I'd do a podcast about guys wearing shorts when it's too cold.
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- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento