"My retirement plan was in place but Bernie……" — David Letterman
"My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money."
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- The purity of sound that Cisco Music and Bernie Grundman have achieved with this 45rpm version of Famous Blue Raincoat… — Jennifer Warnes
- I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider. — Cody Lundin
- That bumper sticker everyone has down in Philadelphia, the one that says, 'Only the Lord saves more than Bernie Parent,'… — Unknown Author
- Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to… — Bernie Mac
- I have ... spoken to the heads of various Wall Street equity derivatives trading desks and every single one of… — Harry Markopolos
- Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat. — Bernie Mac
- I used to like John McCain, too, but I must admit that was because he was bucking his party to… — Gail Collins
- Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say. — Bernie Mac
- Stu walked Bennie over to Chris in the chair and parted his hair to reveal some tan little creatures the… — Jennifer Egan
- Nic's going to be an old maid," Michael said, giggling. "What?" she snapped. "How do you even know what that… — Alexandra Adornetto
- So I'm guessing you're Seven and Ten; What can you do?" I say as I find our rifles in the… — Pittacus Lore
- This book is entirely dedicated to my wife, Robin Sullivan. Some have asked how it is I write such strong… — Michael J. Sullivan