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Guy Quotes by David Letterman
- I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So…
- It's interesting what former presidents do when they leave office. Bush is now working as a motivational speaker. And if you want to be motivated,…
- Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than a guy who…
- I was talking to a friend about Santorum. He said, 'For all my years in the State Department, I know one thing. Terrorists, what they…
- I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's…
- I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit…
- Mitt Romney looks like a guy modeling briefs on a package of underwear ... He looks like a guy who goes to the restroom when…
- Mitt Romney has asked Todd Akin to step down. That's too bad. Todd Akin was the guy to lead the Republican Party into the 16th…
- We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this…
- Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said this guy has…
- I'd do a podcast about guys wearing shorts when it's too cold.
- The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give President Bush the chance to unwind. My question is, when does the guy wind?
- Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.
- People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and…
- President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
- Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris…
- Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy…
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