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- Saw some really bad porn said no guy ever.
- When I hear a guy say bros before hoes I automatically assume he's referring to gay sex.
- Girls need to understand that it's okay to be single. You don't need a guy to make you happy. You'll find that special someone eventually.
- You know you're drunk when you hear Look! That guy's so drunk he can't even walk! coming from a dude in a wheelchair.
- When a guy stares at you for long periods of time, he wishes you were his.
- Ladies, if a guy sticks his thumb in your ass durning doggystyle, don't get mad, we're just giving you a thumbs up.
- I think he's a pretty nice guy is the official slogan for the friend zone.
- This guy told me that playing the guitar is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's…
- Ladies: never trust a guy who goes to McDonalds and orders the Filet-O-Fish. Real men don't eat that shit.
- The guy who stabbed himself with an icicle died of cold cuts.
- MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;
- Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.…
- Earlier I used to feel like a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Especially during the first nine months.
- A guy tells you he loves you. The man shows you he does.
- Woman say:WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY. Woman means:I'm not going to stay over until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
- No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
- Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
- Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was wrong with that…
- How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live in a society…
- Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this…
- It's a guy thing really means There's no rational thought pattern connected with it and you can't make it logical.
- Those girls who think every guy wants them.... NO.
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