"Did you hear about the guy who got……" — Nikhil Saluja

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

— Nikhil Saluja

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I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach
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I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China,… — Antonio Banderas
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
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