Shit Talking Quotes

534 quotes by 139 authors

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. — Dan Castellaneta
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. — Frank A. Clark
Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience. — Paulo Coelho
Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. — Jean Anouilh
Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable. — Joseph Addison
Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything. — Homer
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. — Homer
You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden. — Homer
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. — Homer
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something. — Homer
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. — Homer
Trying is the first step toward failure. — Homer
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go. — Kingsley Amis
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.… — Matt Groening
Love is a sudden revelation: a kiss is always a discovery — Leonardo DiCaprio

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