Shit Talking Quotes
534 quotes by 139 authors
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Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
— Aristotle
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If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission.
— Arnold Bennett
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Who so loves believes the impossible.
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
— Dan Castellaneta
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A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
— Frank A. Clark
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Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience.
— Paulo Coelho
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Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.
— Jean Anouilh
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Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
— Joseph Addison
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Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.
— Homer
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You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
— Homer
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You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!
— Homer
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Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
— Homer
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I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
— Homer
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When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.
— Homer
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
— Homer
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Trying is the first step toward failure.
— Homer
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Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.
— Kingsley Amis
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.…
— Matt Groening
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Love is a sudden revelation: a kiss is always a discovery
— Leonardo DiCaprio
Who Wrote These Shit Talking Quotes
139 authors contributed a total of 534 Shit Talking Quotes, led by these top contributors: