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Shit Talking Quotes by Homer Simpson
- Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
- Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
More Shit Talking Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. — Dan Castellaneta
- A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. — Frank A. Clark
- Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience. — Paulo Coelho
- Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. — Jean Anouilh
- Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable. — Joseph Addison
- Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything. — Homer
- You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right… — Homer
- You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be… — Homer