Homer Simpson Quotes

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• Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
• Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
• I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
• Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
• When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut…
• Mmm... Organized Crime
• Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.
• "Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't,…
• Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
• Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
• No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.
• To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
• Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
• Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to tell you YES!
• Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of…
• You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.
• Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.
• Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!
• I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
• Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

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