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Facebook Status Quotes by Homer Simpson
- Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
- Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. — Bernard Baruch
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. — William Blake
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- Strengthen me by sympathizing with my strength, not my weakness. — Amos Bronson Alcott
- Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. — Leo Buscaglia
- Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. — Truman Capote
- Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. — Dale Carnegie
- Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. — Dan Castellaneta