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- My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
- A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her…
- Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
- Late night conversations are usually the ones that mean the most.
- Don't chase people. Be you, do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and…
- Ive got more respect for someone who comes out and says they don't like me than for the ones who act like they do but…
- When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say, 'You hit like a bitch'
- Booty had me like...
- I might not be someones first choice, but I am a great choice. I dont pretend to be someone Im not, because Im good at…
- I may be BENT, but not BROKEN, everything happens for a REASON. Because if GOD brings you to it, HE will bring you through it.
- Its true we dont know what weve got until its gone,but we dont know what weve been missing until it arrives.
- Bro, where'd you get that outfit? Build a queer..?
- Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then…
- Don't hate me bcz I m a bad boy. Hate me bcz I don't even try to be good.
- Truly love you endlessly. Every day without you is like a book without pages. I love you, I will always do, for the rest of…
- People tell me they dont like me, well truth is I never said you had to Im not a Facebook status.
- If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles we over come and friends to help so we won't…
- This guy told me I will give a monkey money once in my life but I told him I'm not playing on seeing the plannet…
- Like If your mouth automatically says
- SAY NO TO THE FACEBOOK STATUS PROSTITUTION! CREATE YOUR OWN QUOTES!
- Welcome to America.....Pretty sad that what we as kids loved so much has turned out so terrible for kids today...really gives you an insight to…
- I want to make a facebook account and the name be 3,000 People, so when I put a good facebook status I can like it…
- Put that on your Facebook status and suck it!!!!
- Dear Mom and Dad, Just because I listen to music that say bad words, talk about sex, drugs and alcohol DOESN'T mean I do it.…
- You dont have tolike me , I'm not a facebook status
More Facebook Status Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. — Bernard Baruch
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. — William Blake
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- Strengthen me by sympathizing with my strength, not my weakness. — Amos Bronson Alcott
- Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. — Leo Buscaglia
- Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. — Truman Capote
- Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. — Dale Carnegie
- Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. — Dan Castellaneta