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Facebook Status Quotes by Kevin McCarty
- Everyone deserves to be loved. Its what you do with the love is what makes the relationship..
- Niggas Be Bragging About Having Side Hoes . . . A Lot Of Y'all Niggas Be Side Niggas ...
- Fuck love? NO, fuck whoever made you think like that!
- Why would you let your girlfriend or boyfriend tell you to shut down your fb page for talking to the oppisit sex. I wouldnt let…
- Everyone always bitching its Monday! Seriously your lucky to have a job in the first place.
- It really shows you how desperate people are on facebook. I'll see a girls pic and hit the like button if I do. Then you…
- The only thing that makes me laugh more is people keeping count of how many people they have as friends on there facebook page.. Really…
- If you can't keep up with me while dancing its ok I'll just move to your beat..
- There is no reason people should post the same damn thing over and over on Facebook. The same is always using same links status updates…
- Facebook is free too bad the phone there coming out with is but it isn't.
- I swear I will neva figure out girls. Just when you think it's good its not good. I think all girls who had an issue…
- Facebook will ask whats on our mind Really, I don't think facebook can handle whats on our minds!?!?!
- Can't find a date look on facebook for the girl who is always posting pics of herself and don't get any likes. She would fuck…
- Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a dirty…
- If someone can't make up there mind make it for them.. this way you can stay friends, with no hard feelings towards them.. moving on…
- Talking to a girl and they have no clue about shows on TV. If you weren't on the internet all day maybe you would have…
- I was mad a little while ago, but then I relized why? Why be mad ova something I can't control? Fact, if you can't control…
- Im not saying I hate ya but if you happen to get hit by a bus, I might be the one driving..
- Closes facebook opens up Instagram* *scrolls* *scrolls* *closes Instagram* *opens up facebook
- Single Taken I'm Done trying!
- You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one time…
- I don't kno whats beta texting or the inbox on facebook at least you can see if they saw it on facebook
- Double life: The person you play on your facebook status. The person you truly are in real life.
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. — Bernard Baruch
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. — William Blake
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- Strengthen me by sympathizing with my strength, not my weakness. — Amos Bronson Alcott
- Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. — Leo Buscaglia
- Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. — Truman Capote
- Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. — Dale Carnegie
- Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. — Dan Castellaneta