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Facebook Status Quotes by Hussein Nishah
- I woke at wrong side of facebook, today is going to be such a drag
- I dont usually sleep enough, but when I do, its still not enough
- The next generation wouldn't know the joy of making new friends by approaching them, they just search and add them
- Dont cry over anyone who wont cry over you
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list
- Facebook is like boys, once you understand them they change.
- That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it.
- I'd rather leave my house without pants than without my phone.
- Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
- Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only on Facebook.
- That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no likes
- That awkward moment when you're trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way twice.
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. — Bernard Baruch
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. — William Blake
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- Strengthen me by sympathizing with my strength, not my weakness. — Amos Bronson Alcott
- Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. — Leo Buscaglia
- Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. — Truman Capote
- Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. — Dale Carnegie
- Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. — Dan Castellaneta